I got 99 problems but a pitch ain't one

by Yianni Stergou, Nov 27, 2017

If you’re lucky enough to attend a few pitching events, some common themes start recurring. There’s always that person (everyone) who thinks they have the next billion dollar idea, someone who takes 5 minutes to explain a 30 second concept, and that pitch that leaves you wondering what the idea actually is. But my favourite part are the clichés that appear in almost every pitch. There’s nothing wrong with dropping a cliche or three. In fact, it’s quite hard to pitch any idea these days without using a buzzword or cliché. It’s just one of those amusing realities.
Last weekend, I was fortunate enough to attend the Startup Weekend at the Precinct. The event was organised by Fishburners and River City Labs who did a fantastic job ensuring everything went as planned. The concept behind the weekend is that participants pitch their idea and collaborate to commercialise that idea. Teams form around the top ideas, with a number of people (ideally with different skill sets) working on the same idea. It’s 54 hours of creating a business model, coding, designing, market validation and a certain carelessness for hygiene.
Sure, it’s great to watch teams develop their ideas into a feasible product offering (and possibly a prototype). But my favourite part of the startup weekend is the first round of pitching; for two reasons. Firstly, the enthusiasm of the pitches - you can tell people believe in their idea (no matter how spontaneous they were). Secondly, the emergence of ‘buzz phrases.’
“If we get just 1 percent of the market, we’ll have X number of users”